I've been meaning to write something about the hokey weirdness of Seattle's adverts. Ivar's is a fast food institution. If you want greasy fish-n-chips, this is the place. Skipper's and the rest are garbage.

Their restaurants are stock full o' cheerful, under-paid fish flippers and catchy phrases like, "Salmonchanted", "certificlams" and the eternal, "KEEPCLAM."

Tune in for further weirdness!

-- Mz M.